Monday, July 13, 2009

Top 10 Celebrity Cleavages

10. Kelly Monaco

I really have no clue who Kelly Monaco is or what she did to be famous but I contribute her rack to making my right wrist strong and robust.

9. Lacey Chabret

This once forgotten teen queen gives all d-list celebrities hope that relavency is within reach if cleavage is used properly.

8. Marisa Miller

This supermodel has one of the nicest racks out there today and arguably, one of the best bodies in the world.

7. Kim Kardashian

Shows the world that showing off cleavage properly can really compensate for being talentless.

6. Jojo

Even though she had a short lived music career, her cleavage keeps her relavent in the media.

5. Eva Amurri

Susan Sarandon blessed her daughter with a privileged life and a huge rack that will undoubtedly get her through life easily

3. Megan Good

The picture says it all.

4. Christine Hendricks

Hot only does she have one of the best and biggest cleavages out there, she also has fiery red hair and makes Mad Men more enjoyable than it already is.

2. Elizabeth Hurley

When your name becomes synonymous with big beautiful cleavage, it is only right that you make it near the top of the list.

1. Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek makes it to the top of the list for a few reason……consistency, size, form, and for her humanitarian effort. As you might have read, a few weeks ago, she used her bountiful breast to feed a starving African child. God Bless you and your cleavage Salma Hayek.


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